Story of the day:

Vanessa the Insect Slayer and her nemisis, The Bee. (Not just any bee, but, The Bee.)

I was studying for my history test yesterday when I was rudely interrupted by a consistent buzz. And LOW AND BEHOLD, The Bee appeared, flying around my light at the ceiling. I called for backup (my maid) which I unfortunately discovered who is equally horrified by bees.

My maid swirled, whacked and whalloped the rolls of newspaper all of the place but The Bee was still happily galavanting around my light after half an hour. I then decided to take a can of insecticide and I told my maid to spray at it.

But no avail! (My maid lah! Spray all of the place blindly! Now my room still smells of insecticide)

So I took the can of insecticide, stood on the stool, and sprayed directly at The Bee.

AND THEN THE BLOODY THING STARTED TO DESCEND, TOWARDS MY FACE. (Wtf does it think it is, an aeroplane?)

My maid then started screaming which SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME THAT I LEAPED OUT THE STOOL AND CRAWLED ON THE FLOOR. (Y'know the old saying that when bees wanna attack you lay flat on the floor.)

In the end, I found the corpse on one of my soft toys on top of my studying table cabinet.

Xiaomin, Donovan and Hong Kiat were the first to hear of this story and all of them (especially Donovan!) laughed their heads off and the fact that I actually jumped off the stool and crawled on the floor.

Natural reaction what!?!?!?! (-_-)

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Don't scorn at other people's privilleges
If you genuinely think you're satisfied
Stop comparing
When blame turns to shame
It will be too late
Cause you shut your reputation out
A hell long time ago ...