Wednesday, 20 May 2009

A-Must-Read*

I only had classes from 9am-12noon today. Happy with a capital H!

I went to eat Express Tepanyaki at TM with Cheryl and Jessica after class. Cheap & good I'm so going again. I hate it when people stare, seriously. 3 guys, I have a feeling from my school, were staring at the 3 of us from across the booth like crazy. I didn't notice it until C pointed it out to me. Felt uncomfortable throughout the entire meal, tmd. I am sensitive like that, I hate being watched to the core.

Anyhow! The two Ds came to meet us, after *ahem* seeing the doctor. Everytime we are with them, confirm will laugh, confirm something retarded will happen.

*This incident I am going to tell you, is way more classic than Darren's from-parkway-walk-to-simei that happened last Thursday. So today he got a whole bunch of medication he didn't need, including 3 bottles of liquid, in bottle form.

D: Hey I feel like trying.
Me, J and Don: Go ahead.
D: - Takes a sip.

After a few moments, Darren suddenly seemed frantic. Why? Guess what was written on the label of the bottle of liquid he just drank.

"Warning: Do not swallow.", "Mix with 3 portions of water and gargle."

Not only did Darren swallow that, he swallowed the undiluted version.

Call me a serious saddist, but I laughed until I thought I was going to die, I swear. Not only me okay, J and Don also. So I told him to go buy milk and drink, because it is known to neutralize toxics and stuff. And you know what he came back with?

2 McDonalds ice cream cones. -.-

I am still laughing about this, I wonder if he is 18 or not for real. Just now on MSN he told me he drank close to 2 litres of milk (imba!), only to realize that the chemical he drank was alkaline also. ROFL!

Alrighty gotta study introduction of hospitality and tourism now, peace.

No comments: